do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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