google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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