she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
