You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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