# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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