I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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