Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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