Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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