went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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