her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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