You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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