I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
there is puke in my bra ... again
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