Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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