I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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