did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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