i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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