I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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