When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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