Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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