even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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