Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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