Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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