Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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