How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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