I showed him my bush... on skype.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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