He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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