false alarm. still invincible.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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