dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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