I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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