Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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