She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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