I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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