Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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