There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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