yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
