My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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