Already got asked if we're dating
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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