More tranny stories later!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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