How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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