My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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