that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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