Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
