I need help removing her.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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