Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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