I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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