wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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