I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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