Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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