Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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