Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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