Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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