he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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