what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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