It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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